Bite Club
(We Don’t Talk About It) 🐾👀
First rule?
You already know.
This shirt is for the dog with a mysterious past…
and zero comment at this time.
Chew toys? Eliminated.
Tennis balls? No survivors.
That one table leg? We don’t discuss it.
When Bite Club is activated…
records are sealed.
Why Dog Parents Love It:
✔ Ultra-soft, comfort-first fabric
✔ Lightweight & breathable for everyday antics
✔ Durable print that survives intense play sessions
✔ Backed by our 1-Year Quality Guarantee
Perfect for:
• Former shoe enthusiasts
• Toy destroyers
• Dogs with “selective innocence”
• The one you side-eye during silence
Because snitches get…
belly rubs.
Bite Club.
We don’t talk about it.
Add to cart before this drop disappears. 🐾
Please note: the weight ranges are averages, for the best fit please utilize our size charts.
