🎅 In fairness, a stranger did enter the house.
It was late. Everyone was asleep. Then some guy in a red suit came down the chimney like he owned the place.
’Twas the Night Before Christmas... I Bit Him is made for the dog who takes home security seriously—even when the intruder happens to be Santa Claus.
❤️ Soft, lightweight & comfortable for everyday wear
🎄 Festive original Luna & Leash design
🐾 Durable construction built for real dogs
📏 Available in sizes XS–6XL for dogs from 1–120+ lbs.
🛡️ Backed by our 1-Year Replacement Guarantee
Perfect for Christmas Eve, holiday gatherings, family photos, and dogs who believe Santa really should have knocked first.
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Sizing Information
Please do not rely solely on weight ranges when selecting a size. Dogs come in many shapes and proportions, and two dogs of the same weight may require different sizes. For the best fit, please refer to our size chart before ordering.
