🔔 Peace on Earth might have to wait until morning.
A delivery at the door. Someone walking past the house. A suspicious noise three rooms away. Your dog has been placed in charge of Christmas security, and silence was never part of the arrangement.
Silent Night? Not Likely. is made for the dog who believes every holiday gathering deserves a running commentary.
❤️ Soft, lightweight & comfortable for everyday wear
🎄 Festive original Luna & Leash design
🐾 Durable construction built for real dogs
📏 Available in sizes XS–6XL for dogs from 1–120+ lbs.
🛡️ Backed by our 1-Year Replacement Guarantee
Perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, holiday photos, and dogs who make absolutely certain nobody sneaks up on Christmas.
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Sizing Information
Please do not rely solely on weight ranges when selecting a size. Dogs come in many shapes and proportions, and two dogs of the same weight may require different sizes. For the best fit, please refer to our size chart before ordering.
