Vendor: Luna & Leash

I Make Bad Decisions Fast Dog Shirt

Regular price $12.99 Sale price $12.99 Regular price $12.99
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Description

I Make Bad Decisions Fast Dog Shirt

It happens quickly.

One second everything’s fine…
the next? Chaos.

No hesitation. No second thoughts.
Just immediate action—usually the wrong kind.

Some dogs think things through.

Others?
Not so much.

The I Make Bad Decisions Fast Dog Shirt explains everything before you have to.


A Questionable Strategy

This shirt features the phrase:

😄 “I MAKE BAD DECISIONS FAST”

No overthinking. No regrets.
Just a commitment to whatever seemed like a good idea in the moment.

Because sometimes…
speed is not your friend.


Made for Dogs Big and Small

🐾 Designed to fit dogs approximately 1–120 lbs
💖 Soft, comfortable fit for all-day wear
✨ Lightweight and perfect for walks, outings, and everyday adventures


Perfect for:

• Dogs who act first, think never
• Blink-and-you-miss-it chaos
• Owners who are always one step behind


For the Dogs Who Don’t Overthink It

Some choices are bad.
Some choices are fast.

And some dogs?
They don’t see the difference.


I Make Bad Decisions Fast Dog Shirt
For the dogs who don’t waste time making the wrong choice.

Please note: the weight ranges are averages, for the best fit please utilize our size charts.

For Luna & Leash dog shirts and dresses: Every apparel item is made to order by our family-owned business in Ohio. We don't mass-produce our apparel, allowing us to focus on quality, comfort, and attention to detail.

Collars and accessories may be sourced from trusted partner brands.

Our Luna & Leash apparel is backed by a 1-year guarantee against manufacturing defects. If something isn't right, contact us and we'll work with you to make it right.

Coverage may vary for non-apparel items from third-party brands.

Most orders ship within 1 business day. Delivery estimates are provided at checkout and vary based on your location and the products ordered.

Made-to-order apparel and third-party products may have different processing times.

We want you and your dog to love your purchase. If you need a return or exchange, our self-service returns portal makes the process quick and easy. Need a different size? Just let us know when submitting your request.

You can find the Returns & Exchanges link at the bottom of our website.

For complete details, please review our Return Policy.

For Luna & Leash dog shirts and dresses: Every apparel item is made to order by our family-owned business in Ohio. We don't mass-produce our apparel, allowing us to focus on quality, comfort, and attention to detail.

Collars and accessories may be sourced from trusted partner brands.

Our Luna & Leash apparel is backed by a 1-year guarantee against manufacturing defects. If something isn't right, contact us and we'll work with you to make it right.

Coverage may vary for non-apparel items from third-party brands.

Most orders ship within 1 business day. Delivery estimates are provided at checkout and vary based on your location and the products ordered.

Made-to-order apparel and third-party products may have different processing times.

We want you and your dog to love your purchase. If you need a return or exchange, our self-service returns portal makes the process quick and easy. Need a different size? Just let us know when submitting your request.

You can find the Returns & Exchanges link at the bottom of our website.

For complete details, please review our Return Policy.

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