Tiny Dog. Big Crimes. 😈🐾
Under 14 pounds.
Over 100 violations.
This shirt is for the pint-sized outlaw with a history of snack theft, pillow destruction, and unlawful levels of cuteness.
The bark? Loud.
The attitude? Massive.
The guilt? Absolutely nonexistent.
Known Offenses:
• Grand theft treat
• Aggravated ankle chasing
• Reckless zoomies
• First-degree side-eye
Why Dog Parents Love It:
✔ Ultra-soft, comfort-first fabric
✔ Lightweight & breathable for maximum mischief
✔ Durable print built for repeat offenders
✔ Backed by our 1-Year Quality Guarantee
Perfect for:
• Small breeds with huge personalities
• Repeat “I swear he never does this” moments
• Dogs who think rules are suggestions
• The tiniest menace in the room
Because size doesn’t determine impact.
And this one?
Leaves a trail.
Add to cart before your size sells out.
Please note: the weight ranges are averages, for the best fit please utilize our size charts.
