Bad Decisions Pending 😈🐾
No thoughts.
Just impulses.
This shirt is for the dog who looks you in the eye…
and does it anyway.
Trash can? Tempting.
Mud puddle? Worth it.
Recall command? Unclear.
When “Bad Decisions Pending” is activated…
supervision is strongly recommended.
Why Dog Parents Love It:
✔ Ultra-soft, comfort-first fabric
✔ Lightweight & breathable for high-speed chaos
✔ Durable print that survives questionable choices
✔ Backed by our 1-Year Quality Guarantee
Perfect for:
• Chaos coordinators
• Selective listeners
• Zoomie professionals
• The reason you can’t have nice things
Because good decisions are optional.
Bad Decisions Pending?
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Add to cart before your dog’s size disappears unexpectedly. 😏🐾
Please note: the weight ranges are averages, for the best fit please utilize our size charts.