Zero Self Control Dog Shirt
Zero Self Control 😅🐾
See food?
Gone.
See squirrel?
Immediate chaos.
Hear treat bag?
Full sprint.
This shirt is for the impulsive legend who lives entirely in the moment — and wouldn’t have it any other way.
They don’t overthink.
They don’t hesitate.
They absolutely do not wait.
Why Dog Parents Love It:
✔ Ultra-soft, all-day comfort
✔ Lightweight & breathable for nonstop movement
✔ Durable print that survives zoomies and snack incidents
✔ Backed by our 1-Year Quality Guarantee
Perfect for:
• Treat-obsessed pups
• Professional counter surfers
• Dogs who forget commands mid-command
• The reason your house is never calm
Because self-control is overrated.
Joy? Immediate.
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Please note: the weight ranges are averages, for the best fit please utilize our size charts.
For Luna & Leash dog shirts and dresses: Every apparel item is made to order by our family-owned business in Ohio. We don't mass-produce our apparel, allowing us to focus on quality, comfort, and attention to detail.
Collars and accessories may be sourced from trusted partner brands.
Our Luna & Leash apparel is backed by a 1-year guarantee against manufacturing defects. If something isn't right, contact us and we'll work with you to make it right.
Coverage may vary for non-apparel items from third-party brands.
Most orders ship within 1 business day. Delivery estimates are provided at checkout and vary based on your location and the products ordered.
Made-to-order apparel and third-party products may have different processing times.
We want you and your dog to love your purchase. If you need a return or exchange, our self-service returns portal makes the process quick and easy. Need a different size? Just let us know when submitting your request.
You can find the Returns link at the bottom of our website.
For complete details, please review our Return Policy.
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