If I’m Quiet Mind Your Business Dog Shirt
🐾 Silence isn't always golden. Sometimes it's suspicious.
Every dog owner knows the moment. The house gets a little too quiet, you realize you haven't seen the dog in several minutes, and suddenly you have questions.
Your dog, however, would prefer you didn't.
If I’m Quiet Mind Your Business is made for the dog who believes whatever happens during suspicious periods of silence is strictly on a need-to-know basis—and you do not need to know.
❤️ Soft, lightweight & comfortable for everyday wear
🐾 Original Luna & Leash design
✨ Made for dogs with seriously relatable personalities
📏 Available in sizes XS–6XL for dogs from 1–120+ lbs.
🛡️ Backed by our 1-Year Replacement Guarantee
Perfect for suspiciously quiet dogs, professional troublemakers, repeat offenders, and pups who would appreciate a little privacy while they're definitely not doing anything wrong.
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Sizing Information
Please do not rely solely on weight ranges when selecting a size. Dogs come in many shapes and proportions, and two dogs of the same weight may require different sizes. For the best fit, please refer to our size chart before ordering.
For Luna & Leash dog shirts and dresses: Every apparel item is made to order by our family-owned business in Ohio. We don't mass-produce our apparel, allowing us to focus on quality, comfort, and attention to detail.
Collars and accessories may be sourced from trusted partner brands.
Our Luna & Leash apparel is backed by a 1-year guarantee against manufacturing defects. If something isn't right, contact us and we'll work with you to make it right.
Coverage may vary for non-apparel items from third-party brands.
Most orders ship within 1 business day. Delivery estimates are provided at checkout and vary based on your location and the products ordered.
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We want you and your dog to love your purchase. If you need a return or exchange, our self-service returns portal makes the process quick and easy. Need a different size? Just let us know when submitting your request.
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